What do we say to the god of death?

  • Persephone: knock knock
  • Hades: who's there?
  • Persephone: it's September hope you're ready to bang like a screen door in a hurricane

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plsbuymepizza:

“Never give up no matter what may set you back and know that at the 
end of the road, you’re going to have something that you can be proud 
of.”
— Markiplier

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ask-koki-kariya:

yougotvexed:

nico-di-angelcake:

dragons that live in volcanoes and coat themselves in lava

dragons that live underwater and have fish scales instead of dragon scales

dragons that live in fields of flowers and breathe out avalanches of flowers instead of fire

DRAGONS BEING COOL AS SHIT

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you rang?

Dragons are cool.

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konfusedfae said: I've read a lot of your books & have loved some more than others. American Gods fell somewhere in the middle. I read it at a bad time & do think that played a factor, but also just don't think it was meant to be my favorite. I get SO MUCH criticism for this opinion, most of it fairly condescending as it's such an intelligent book. I read everything from Lemony Snicket to Shakespeare, so I find this offensive. Do you have any thoughts on how to handle this without just telling these people off?

neil-gaiman:

You like what you like. Nobody can tell you to like something that you don’t, or not to like something you do — or if they do, it’s not going to change anything in your head, no more than they can be made to like or dislike garlic or lobster or chocolate or olives or natto by you telling them to change their minds.

I don’t expect everyone to love everything I write. I don’t think that if you like something I write you’ll like the next thing, any more than I love everything that the people whose work I enjoy do.

There are Dickens novels I think as good as anything anyone’s ever done, and Dickens books I will be very happy never to read again or think of again. I’m happy to know that my judgment is subjective, but then, that’s the whole point of having a point of view.

I published AMERICAN GODS after STARDUST, and most of the people who loved STARDUST did not love AMERICAN GODS, and the people who loved AMERICAN GODS and picked up STARDUST next were often very disappointed indeed. And I am proud of both of them, as I am of all my art-children…

fallin-for-your-pheromones:

get to know: rhett & link

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kyleehenke:

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UNCLE DO U KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

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I CAN FINALLY FULFILL MY DESTINY AS A TRAGIC ANTIHERO

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I WILL PROBABLY HATE THE AVATAR BLINDLY DUE TO SOME SAD PERSONAL BEEF FROM MY PAST UNTIL SOMETHING HAPPENS THAT MAKES ME REALIZE I WAS WRONG ALL ALONG GIVING ME A CHANGE OF HEART AFTER WHICH I WILL HAVE DRASTIC CHARACTER GROWTH AND AN ATTRACTIVE NEW HAIRDO TO MATCH

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I WILL BE THE SEXUAL AWAKENING FOR PREADOLESCENT CHILDREN EVERYWHERE

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FULL SPEED AHEAD

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im too old for this shit

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real-faker:

chasingdreamsasiscream:

eleven49pm:

psychiatral:

Written by an 8th grader

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZING

I’m blown away, wow.

Literally a downfall vs. an uprising. Fucking incredible.

real-faker:

chasingdreamsasiscream:

eleven49pm:

psychiatral:

Written by an 8th grader

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZING

I’m blown away, wow.

Literally a downfall vs. an uprising. Fucking incredible.

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jean-shut-up:

ask-hells-children:

life-of-a-chocoholic:

asktheteamofscientists:

thecosmosmadeconscious:

Starry Night using Hubble images.

MY SPACE BONER AND ART BONER HAVE COLLIDED.

THE SPACE FANDOM DOESN’T FUCK AROUND

WE HAVE A SPACE FANDOM

WE DO NOW

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fishingboatproceeds:

daniellarose1:

This made me laugh so hard. Of course they are giving out tissues with this movie….

Oh good Lord.

fishingboatproceeds:

daniellarose1:

This made me laugh so hard. Of course they are giving out tissues with this movie….

Oh good Lord.

Welp, this escalated quickly

Welp, this escalated quickly

Today’s my birthday! Having fun with the new phone at tea lecture! We laugh a lot today

Today’s my birthday! Having fun with the new phone at tea lecture! We laugh a lot today

neil-gaiman:

fangirlquest:

To anyone who’s having a bad day, remember: Neil Gaiman cares and wants you to carry on.

And more importantly (at least from this end), I can have rough days too. We all can. The important thing is the being human, and reaching out.

neil-gaiman:

fangirlquest:

To anyone who’s having a bad day, remember: Neil Gaiman cares and wants you to carry on.

And more importantly (at least from this end), I can have rough days too. We all can. The important thing is the being human, and reaching out.

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